twenty-x year old cismale with a penchant for women in suits, men in makeup, all the music and the wilhelm scream.

Also Nic Cage.

 

zimbolt:

weallhavegunsforhands:

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

(Source: babylonian)

Picture 1: So I decided to see what would happen if I took an epilator to my face. This is what I started with.

Picture 2: 50% of the way through and I’m already starting to notice my lack of beard has made me look suddenly much more feminine.

Picture 3: Look at all the pain this process has caused me. Blood all up in my face. I wonder how my face will look from dead on.

Picture 4: Oops, too far through the maudlin scale.

cannibaliza:

camwyn:

cookienun:

iraffiruse:

Technology then and now

at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn

As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out, “At last it is possible for a single human being to accidentally swallow all of the data collected by the Apollo Program.”

now that is a review

cannibaliza:

camwyn:

cookienun:

iraffiruse:

Technology then and now

at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn

As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out, “At last it is possible for a single human being to accidentally swallow all of the data collected by the Apollo Program.”

now that is a review

raptorific:

A remake of George Orwell’s “Nineteen Eighty-Four” that follows the plot and tone of the book exactly, but plays Bowling for Soup’s “1985” over the credits, leaving the audience baffled and wondering if it was supposed to imply a forthcoming, really inappropriate, sequel. 

the-pink-mist:

rifleisfine:

sexecutive-outcums:

failedsuicideclub:

Hero.

This isn’t even the whole story. They told him he couldn’t go because they had no way of getting him there. So he walked outside when they weren’t looking and took a fucking bus. The next time he was seen was on Sword Beach, ith all his medals pinned to his chest.
brb, crying

The fucking Wehrmacht couldn’t stop him from hitting that beach the first time, what the fuck did the care home staff think they could do?

^^^^

I think people are romanticizing this story a bit. Bernard Jordan didn’t leave the care home when they weren’t looking, he had full capacity rights, and would leave for the day all the time. The care home tried to book him on a Royal British Legion trip so he could get there, but apparently this process was started really late and there wasn’t space.
An old man goes for a walk and ends up in France, causing the people who care for him to worry, because he didn’t feel the need to actually let the people tasked with his care know he was going away. There was actually nothing stopping him.
Or…you know… Plucky World War 2 Vet Escapes Oppressive Care Home To Reunite In Remembrance.

the-pink-mist:

rifleisfine:

sexecutive-outcums:

failedsuicideclub:

Hero.

This isn’t even the whole story. They told him he couldn’t go because they had no way of getting him there. So he walked outside when they weren’t looking and took a fucking bus. The next time he was seen was on Sword Beach, ith all his medals pinned to his chest.

brb, crying

The fucking Wehrmacht couldn’t stop him from hitting that beach the first time, what the fuck did the care home staff think they could do?

^^^^

I think people are romanticizing this story a bit. Bernard Jordan didn’t leave the care home when they weren’t looking, he had full capacity rights, and would leave for the day all the time. The care home tried to book him on a Royal British Legion trip so he could get there, but apparently this process was started really late and there wasn’t space.

An old man goes for a walk and ends up in France, causing the people who care for him to worry, because he didn’t feel the need to actually let the people tasked with his care know he was going away. There was actually nothing stopping him.

Or…you know… Plucky World War 2 Vet Escapes Oppressive Care Home To Reunite In Remembrance.