twenty-x year old cismale with a penchant for women in suits, men in makeup, all the music and the wilhelm scream.

Also Nic Cage.

 

The Smokening

damehixxi:

So some of us may be aware of the Smoke Shack controversy. For those not in the know, further details can be found here:

http://damehixxi.tumblr.com/post/77378828583/the-smoke-shack-saga

So, today Smoke Shack updated their page with a message attacking someone who posted about this on tumblr. Since I am banned from their page for leaving negative feedback, I will now do a section by section reply.

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Dear the business that might one day be Smoke Shack, but will never be the original one.

Not fucking cool.

Leigh

The Smoke Shack Saga

nathusdorkus:

Disclaimer: I am sorry for not removing names and profile pictures but basically it’s impossible on the computer that I am currently on. But if you request that I remove something specifically, I’ll pop onto the other computer and edit the image[s] you’ve specifically requested. So names and…

Vanillite is my favourite Rapper turned pokémon, and if you disagree with the idea that Vanillite is the best, then you should Stop! Collaborate and listen.

Vanillite is my favourite Rapper turned pokémon, and if you disagree with the idea that Vanillite is the best, then you should Stop! Collaborate and listen.

Wrong!
Wake Up: Yorkshire
To Sleep: Yorkshire
Cold Symptoms: Yorkshire
Digestion: Yorkshire
Detoxify: Yorkshire
For Nausea: Yorkshire
For Energy: Yorkshire
De-Stress: Yorkshire
Antioxidant Boost: Yorkshire

Wrong!

Wake Up: Yorkshire

To Sleep: Yorkshire

Cold Symptoms: Yorkshire

Digestion: Yorkshire

Detoxify: Yorkshire

For Nausea: Yorkshire

For Energy: Yorkshire

De-Stress: Yorkshire

Antioxidant Boost: Yorkshire

(Source: fityourbodysite)

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

therewillbemike:

This photo captures the transience and temporality of love more succinctly than anything I’ve ever seen in an art museum.

therewillbemike:

This photo captures the transience and temporality of love more succinctly than anything I’ve ever seen in an art museum.

(Source: vidyahatemachine)

nudityandnerdery:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

theoppositeoflamp:

frightfullytreeish:

man-thing:



DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE


#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #OH TONY #I mean presumably this is just writer inconsistency #but I like to imagine tony stark is the kinda guy who gets doctorates out of spite #HE HAS A DOCTORATE IN SHUT UP STEVE #PHD IN PETER PARKER YOU AREN’T AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE
YES

I just imagine him yelling at the TV like
"thanks to new developments from Stark Industries, personally researched by Tony Stark—"
"DOCTOR Tony Stark!"


"There should be a doctor in there somewhere."I imagine he’s also tried to get at least one of these doctorates awarded to Doctor Iron Man.

nudityandnerdery:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

theoppositeoflamp:

frightfullytreeish:

man-thing:

image

DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE

image

I just imagine him yelling at the TV like

"thanks to new developments from Stark Industries, personally researched by Tony Stark—"

"DOCTOR Tony Stark!"

"There should be a doctor in there somewhere."

I imagine he’s also tried to get at least one of these doctorates awarded to Doctor Iron Man.