twenty-x year old cismale with a penchant for women in suits, men in makeup, all the music and the wilhelm scream.
Also Nic Cage.
So some of us may be aware of the Smoke Shack controversy. For those not in the know, further details can be found here:
So, today Smoke Shack updated their page with a message attacking someone who posted about this on tumblr. Since I am banned from their page for leaving negative feedback, I will now do a section by section reply.
Dear the business that might one day be Smoke Shack, but will never be the original one.
Not fucking cool.
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once